Rehab for the Boring Dad

Boring Old Mattress

“The Poor Man’s Trampoline”
“The Boring Bounce House”

Featured Bore

The Spaghetti Race

Rule #1
The food stays on the place mat.
Rule #2
The food must stay on the place mat!

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Boring Bungee Cord

I like to imagine her one day replacing a broken serpantine belt with a pair of panty hose, replacing a blown fuse with a soda can tab, and driving her and her friends to safety.
Think of it as McGeyver training.

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Latex Gloves

There are ways
to play with these
that don’t look
so dang creepy.

How to Bore

Post-Its R Boring

Boring Idea


“Can you turn on
the Jets-A-Cooties?”
“The what?”
“The Jetsa-Kooties.”

Say Again?

Fork It

She stopped, looked at me, and poked me in the crotch with a fork and said “That’s your ‘gina.”

Boring Story

Flips Happen

On a long enough
timeline the survival
rate for every
dad drops to zero.


Child Directed Play

Most of the time you can just relax,
sit down, or my favorite, lay down
on the floor and just talk to them.
Eventually, they will tell you what to do.

Boring Experts