Rehab for the Boring Dad

Boring Old Mattress

“The Poor Man’s Trampoline”
“The Boring Bounce House”

Featured Bore

The Spaghetti Race

Rule #1
The food stays on the place mat.
Rule #2
The food must stay on the place mat!

Featured Bore

Boring Bungee Cord

I like to imagine her one day replacing a broken serpantine belt with a pair of panty hose, replacing a blown fuse with a soda can tab, and driving her and her friends to safety.
Think of it as McGeyver training.

Featured Bore

Latex Gloves

There are ways
to play with these
that don’t look
so dang creepy.

How to Bore

Ninja Eyes

Ninjas do it
Pilots do it
Pirate may have
Play with the dark

Boring Idea

Fat Daddy

“Daddy, if you become a fat daddy…will we have to go to China and get a new daddy?”

Say Again?

Fork It

She stopped, looked at me, and poked me in the crotch with a fork and said “That’s your ‘gina.”

Boring Story

Shiners Happen

Two things you need
for a black eye:
1. Bag of frozen peas
2. Google Images


Child Directed Play

Most of the time you can just relax,
sit down, or my favorite, lay down
on the floor and just talk to them.
Eventually, they will tell you what to do.

Boring Experts