Rehab for the Boring Dad

Boring Old Mattress

AKA
“The Poor Man’s Trampoline”
AKA
“The Boring Bounce House”

Featured Bore

The Spaghetti Race

Rule #1
The food stays on the place mat.
Rule #2
The food must stay on the place mat!

Featured Bore

Boring Bungee Cord

I like to imagine her one day replacing a broken serpantine belt with a pair of panty hose, replacing a blown fuse with a soda can tab, and driving her and her friends to safety.
Think of it as McGeyver training.

Featured Bore

Latex Gloves

There are ways
to play with these
that don’t look
so dang creepy.

How to Bore

Switch Witch

Whoever came up with
this is a genius.
The Child’s Dilemma
Candy or Toys?

Boring Idea

Fat Daddy

“Daddy, if you become a fat daddy…will we have to go to China and get a new daddy?”

Say Again?

Fork It

She stopped, looked at me, and poked me in the crotch with a fork and said “That’s your ‘gina.”

Boring Story

Flips Happen

On a long enough
timeline the survival
rate for every
dad drops to zero.

Ouch!

Child Directed Play

Most of the time you can just relax,
sit down, or my favorite, lay down
on the floor and just talk to them.
Eventually, they will tell you what to do.

Boring Experts