Rehab for the Boring Dad

Boring Old Mattress

AKA
“The Poor Man’s Trampoline”
AKA
“The Boring Bounce House”

Featured Bore

The Spaghetti Race

Rule #1
The food stays on the place mat.
Rule #2
The food must stay on the place mat!

Featured Bore

Boring Bungee Cord

I like to imagine her one day replacing a broken serpantine belt with a pair of panty hose, replacing a blown fuse with a soda can tab, and driving her and her friends to safety.
Think of it as McGeyver training.

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You Do Good Work

My granfather’s highest praise
It’s the process
Not the product
Yet

How to Bore

Switch Witch

Whoever came up with
this is a genius.
The Child’s Dilemma
Candy or Toys?

Boring Idea

Fat Daddy

“Daddy, if you become a fat daddy…will we have to go to China and get a new daddy?”

Say Again?

Yard Poop

“No, You can’t poop in the front yard and decorate it!”
“Well, I didn’t know that.”

Boring Story

Shiners Happen

Two things you need
for a black eye:
1. Bag of frozen peas
2. Google Images

Ouch!

Child Directed Play

Most of the time you can just relax,
sit down, or my favorite, lay down
on the floor and just talk to them.
Eventually, they will tell you what to do.

Boring Experts