The Spaghetti Race
Rule #1
The food stays on the place mat.
Rule #2
The food must stay on the place mat!
Boring Bungee Cord
I like to imagine her one day replacing a broken serpantine belt with a pair of panty hose, replacing a blown fuse with a soda can tab, and driving her and her friends to safety.
Think of it as McGeyver training.
Kisses R Boring
“Eskimo’s don’t kiss on the lips,cause their lips wouldfreeze togethe-“
“What!? They get stuck?!”
Fat Daddy
“Daddy, if you become a fat daddy…will we have to go to China and get a new daddy?”
Yard Poop
“No, You can’t poop in the front yard and decorate it!”“Well, I didn’t know that.”
Child Directed Play
Most of the time you can just relax,sit down, or my favorite, lay downon the floor and just talk to them.Eventually, they will tell you what to do.